Comments for Pilgrim's Progress http://smeans.com Long is the way and hard that out of Hell leads up to Light. Sat, 17 May 2008 16:53:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 Comment on I know it when I see it. by Mike http://smeans.com/2008/01/28/i-know-it-when-i-see-it/#comment-13 Mike Mon, 18 Feb 2008 20:50:23 +0000 http://smeans.com/2008/01/28/i-know-it-when-i-see-it/#comment-13 One of my all-time favorite code snippets is: <pre> <code> if ( something == null ) return null; else return something; </code> </pre> While clear, the code definitely led to some laughter and head shaking. One of my all-time favorite code snippets is:


if ( something == null )
  return null;
else
  return something;

While clear, the code definitely led to some laughter and head shaking.

]]> Comment on It’s beginning to smell a lot like Christmas. by marsha http://smeans.com/2007/12/14/its-beginning-to-smell-a-lot-like-christmas/#comment-12 marsha Sun, 30 Dec 2007 14:06:00 +0000 http://smeans.com/2007/12/14/its-beginning-to-smell-a-lot-like-christmas/#comment-12 I love christmas treats. I hope you have a wonderful 2008 I love christmas treats. I hope you have a wonderful 2008

]]> Comment on They probably don’t want to know what I’ve named my stuffed animal… by Ronnie http://smeans.com/2007/12/03/they-probably-dont-want-to-know-what-ive-named-my-stuffed-animal/#comment-11 Ronnie Fri, 28 Dec 2007 21:52:01 +0000 http://smeans.com/2007/12/03/they-probably-dont-want-to-know-what-ive-named-my-stuffed-animal/#comment-11 Let's call the Scientist and ask him! LMAO! Help me I've fallen! Let’s call the Scientist and ask him!
LMAO! Help me I’ve fallen!

]]> Comment on They probably don’t want to know what I’ve named my stuffed animal… by Mike http://smeans.com/2007/12/03/they-probably-dont-want-to-know-what-ive-named-my-stuffed-animal/#comment-10 Mike Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:05:15 +0000 http://smeans.com/2007/12/03/they-probably-dont-want-to-know-what-ive-named-my-stuffed-animal/#comment-10 You said: "Thankfully, I’m never sure that I’m Right..." Bwahahahahahaha!!! Stop! Please! I can't breathe! Bwahahahahaha!!! You said:

“Thankfully, I’m never sure that I’m Right…”

Bwahahahahahaha!!! Stop! Please! I can’t breathe! Bwahahahahaha!!!

]]> Comment on No Country for Old Men by randomStew http://smeans.com/2007/11/26/no-country-for-old-men/#comment-9 randomStew Wed, 28 Nov 2007 17:26:31 +0000 http://smeans.com/2007/11/26/no-country-for-old-men/#comment-9 In another movie, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0165874/" rel="nofollow">The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human</a>, a great is used to describe the difference between guy flicks and chick flicks. "Human females prefer movies depicting one person dying slowly. The male prefers movies showing many people dying quickly." In another movie, The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human, a great is used to describe the difference between guy flicks and chick flicks.

“Human females prefer movies depicting one person dying slowly. The male prefers movies showing many people dying quickly.”

]]> Comment on Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles by Jeremy http://smeans.com/2007/11/12/riding-alone-for-thousands-of-miles/#comment-8 Jeremy Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:50:54 +0000 http://smeans.com/2007/11/12/riding-alone-for-thousands-of-miles/#comment-8 Sounds good. I'll add it to my Blockbuster queue. Sounds good. I’ll add it to my Blockbuster queue.

]]> Comment on A handy way to “fax” yourself. by Mike http://smeans.com/2007/11/09/a-handy-way-to-fax-yourself/#comment-7 Mike Sun, 11 Nov 2007 18:29:38 +0000 http://smeans.com/2007/11/09/a-handy-way-to-fax-yourself/#comment-7 I use that same trick all the time. I even use it for recalling "to-do things" at client sites. I'll queue a document for a client's printer while at home so that it prints when I get on the client's network. It's a useful trick. I use that same trick all the time. I even use it for recalling “to-do things” at client sites. I’ll queue a document for a client’s printer while at home so that it prints when I get on the client’s network. It’s a useful trick.

]]> Comment on Shodan. by Jeremy http://smeans.com/2007/11/04/shodan/#comment-6 Jeremy Mon, 05 Nov 2007 14:40:36 +0000 http://smeans.com/2007/11/04/shodan/#comment-6 You are the man! Personally I never got past gold belt (and I can't really even prove the legitimacy of that because my Sensei was hauled off to prison for saying that he was a certified instructor, when in fact, he wasn't). Seriously though. That's quite an accomplishment, and I for one am quite proud of you my board-breaking friend. *bows You are the man! Personally I never got past gold belt (and I can’t really even prove the legitimacy of that because my Sensei was hauled off to prison for saying that he was a certified instructor, when in fact, he wasn’t).

Seriously though. That’s quite an accomplishment, and I for one am quite proud of you my board-breaking friend.

*bows

]]> Comment on It’s almost worth having been beaten with a hammer every day for years… by Mike http://smeans.com/2007/10/17/its-almost-worth-having-been-beaten-with-a-hammer-every-day-for-years/#comment-4 Mike Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:43:14 +0000 http://smeans.com/2007/10/17/its-almost-worth-having-been-beaten-with-a-hammer-every-day-for-years/#comment-4 "Doc, Doc, Help me! It hurts when I do this!" "Stop doing that!" "Damn Doc, you're good!" “Doc, Doc, Help me! It hurts when I do this!”

“Stop doing that!”

“Damn Doc, you’re good!”

]]> Comment on iPhone therefore iAm? by Mike http://smeans.com/2007/10/12/iphone-therefore-iam/#comment-3 Mike Sun, 14 Oct 2007 15:35:26 +0000 http://smeans.com/2007/10/12/iphone-therefore-iam/#comment-3 You might be interested in this article on Wired. http://www.wired.com/gadgets/wireless/multimedia/2007/10/gallery_linux_phones You might be interested in this article on Wired. http://www.wired.com/gadgets/wireless/multimedia/2007/10/gallery_linux_phones

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